Alright, gents. Today, we’re here to tackle a tricky topic: Getting your wife to greenlight your beard. Maybe you’ve wanted to grow one forever. Maybe you’re doing it for a good cause. Perhaps you just forgot to shave for a few weeks and want to ride this thing out and see where the journey takes you.

So, you’re growing a beard… Great! We’re proud of you. But if you’re here, it might be because you’ve entered the dreaded beard itch phase we all encounter in the early going. Or, you may be dealing with it later on if you don’t know how to properly care for your beard. 

Get ready to dig in on your beard maintenance program. It’s easy, don’t worry! You already did step one, which is to literally do nothing.  Well, okay, not literally, literally. Whatever your motivations, you made the decision to stop shaving. Well played, good sir! Take that, patriarchy!